Here are some electrical jokes to brighten your day!

1. My parents were electricians. I was already grounded.

2. What do an electrician and a mortician have in common? They’re both shocked when they touch a live one.

3. What do you say when you break up with an electrician?
   Watt is love?
   Baby don't hertz me.
   Don't hertz me.
   N-ohm-ore.
   N-ohm-ore.

4. What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor? Shock-o-late.

5. Which is an electrician's favorite band? AC/DC

6. Electrician goes into a coma after coming in contact with power lines. “He should be fine,” said the doctors. “He’s just taking a power nap.”

7. Why did the electrician punch a hole in the wall? He needed an outlet.

8. What happens when you beat up an electrician? You get charged with battery

9. What's an electrician's favorite breakfast? Ohmelettes

10. Electricians never die. They just do it til it Hertz.

11. What kind of car did the electrician drive? A Volts-wagon

12. What’s another name for an electrical apprentice? A shock absorber

13. These electrician jokes are lame. Don’t you have some more current ones?